Well, zoophilia seems closest, I bought an awesome sex toy
Incredible awesome inflatable dragon sex toy I bought and have been fucking for years.
A friend of mine sent me a photograph of what is called "a strawberry dragon" as a joke from Alibaba just to demonstrate how perverse out society can be. You can probably still find it if you want to look. Search for "strawberry inflatable dragon" on Alibaba. You'll find it.
He didn't know how perverse I was.
It's an inflatable toy, it's goddamned cute, and I could get a cunt put into it, and put a cunt into it I did.
These toys are hand made, TREMENDOUSLY expensive, but I wanted a different experience.
I ordered mine to be 2 meters long. There is a demand for much larger ones, but it weakens them to make them large, and they too just too large. I wanted one my size.
It took a bit of negotiation, but I finally got them to agree on the size, and the price. $450. It took a month to get it shipped to me by DHL, but when it arrived I was ready to go.
It's adorable. I had to inflate it of course, it's got a pretty loose cunt, but it's absolutely a total fuck toy. It's pussy is a bit too large, I can literally bury my balls into it. Don't think that isn't exciting, because it is. That toy has given me more intense orgasms than any person did. I love to hard fuck it. Had to repair it a few times, I'm competent. The seams can break down. I'm, well, vigorous with it.
It's a toy though, it's not living or thinking, I can be as vigorous as I want. It's very well made. I can fuck that thing hard, and it's adorable.
I have a terrible fetish for cuteness. Be rest assured, I don't see kids as "cute", when it comes to them, I'm merely protective. Same with animals. I stay in my lane about all this crap. I will never hurt.
You might think I'm a furry, I'm not. I'm just experimental. It's just a toy, but it's one of the best fucks I've ever had. The first time I had it, I lasted less than 30 second pounding into it. It's freaking adorable, admit it.
There is a toy called a "Xivy" now. It's an inflatable wherewolf. Maybe I need to get that. Get into that, bury my dick into it.
That adorable dragon I swear sucked the cum right out of me.
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Comments (9)
Bob: Comments AND story are arousing and wonderfully naughty. Thanks, Love, sucks, and fucks, Bob
Reply↴ • uid:1e4hao0myv2fDoggygrrrlsex: Wow! You ARE really CUTE! I'm drooling over you. I never had a toy like that but I've been treated like one by folx and dogs. You sound super sweet and fun to cum with.
Reply↴ • uid:u8n3bj8jInflatable fucker: I am extremely guarded about reproduction. I actually feel threatened by having the possibility of having a child. I did dog rescue for a long time, I had to walk through shelters to pick up a single dog, rows after rows of dogs that were not likely to to leave alive, to get one dog I would pull. I do have a heart. It's heartbreaking, I don't know how to properly describe it, I would pull one out of 20. I am very very guarded about having children. I have seen the worst of this world, I think. Maybe I've not seen far enough. Nobody will ever read this , I just like cuteness. I'm very competent in animal foster as well. I am a zoophile, but I have my boundaries - I just love them. When I give into my lust, I have a few damned cute adorable toys. I prefer to limit it to that. I careful to limit myself to TOYS. Here's how sentimental I am:I have a teddy bear I retire collars on from my dogs, dogs that I could not save in rescue because of medical conditions, and the ones I owned, who just just got too old on one teddy bear. I recently had a dog I was engaged with training and I just returned him, he's 100 percent, I cannot improve on him. I enjoy sleeping with this this teddy bear. I'm not used to sleeping without a dog, the teddy bear is good enough. I'm going to have to do dog rescue again, it just is a wonderful thing. I am good at it. I may be a total pervert, but I'm not aggressive. I have a very cute inflatable fuck toy, it's kind of a relief. I get tired of reality. Exhausted by it. It's adorable. Very adorable sex toy, not slutty, just adorable.
• uid:2qmflxp5l76Victoria: Cum in my tight pussy anytime.
Reply↴ • uid:1eqibdaiyunkInflatable fucker: I don't know, that dragon is pretty damned adorable, and is always up for sex :) I told people how to look it up, it's ADORABLE. Can't help enjoying myself with it. It's cute as hell.
• uid:eke1v4lbhzDumbass: You're fucking wierd man...
Reply↴ • uid:jkznlyzd9jInflatable fucker: Haha. I don't deny it. Genius and insanity are definitely linked. I'm all sorts of weird, but I'm not abusive, I'm definitely not a pedophile, I'm not a criminal. Things could have been a lot lot worse for me. I'm grateful I'm just weird, and not evil. I probably missed that fork in the road by a razor's edge. I'm not as weird as you think either. I glad not to be a furry, but why don't you do a search for "xivy inflatable"? At least I'm not completely alone. Plenty of people like me. I don't want to get into it, but 1/2 of people that would be categorized as people "like me" DO disgust me. I cannot stand even the THOUGHT of abuse combined with any sort of sexual stimulation. A good portion of them revel in abuse, but at least it's just a toy. They are just a factory of producing landfill material.
• uid:2qmflxi6pooVictoria: No he isn’t. A guy does what he needs to do to have an orgasm or climax. I’d let him use my mouth or pussy if I was his neighbor. I’m equally as sexual. Even have you join us.
• uid:1eqibdaiyunkInflatable fucker: Yes I am. But although I might be have some pretty weird sex,I am not violent, not even fantasies of violence. I may be a bit screwed up, but the worst thing I've done sexually has to have inflated a toy real tight and absolutely fuck the hell out of it. I've also modified a few toys. I've always been attracted to them for some reason. I've reinforced a few toys such that they are more or less indestructible. I'd go over all the seems on the interior with a strip of vinyl and glue it over the seams. When I do this, I always add a vagina somewhere into it. I can blow that up so tight, that it can take so much pressure that if I tired to fuck it anywhere near its max pressure limit that it could safely take, it would absolutely be painful.
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