Look what happens when you fake drunk

If you've ever been a maintenance man or any type of blue collar work that puts you in front of women you will quickly learn who is a whore.
I'm 51 white, 6'2 and retired from the Marine corps and went into plumbing. I really didn't like going into people's homes because people look at their home like it's a kingdom and they have a totally different asshole attitude. I shifted over to building maintenance and now I am the maintenance guy in the apartment building that has 10 floors and a flat roof where people go up and grow vegetables and it's not that big of a building each floor has 12 units. There's a basement with more storage and some washing machines and then there's a pretty decent lobby with the mailboxes on the left side as soon as you come in. This is an old building so it has some beautiful architecture and it has somewhat of a brownstone look on the outside. The building was built in 1930. Some of the walls are still plaster and I am the maintenance guy and if I need an outside person to do electrical or snake a drain that I don't have enough equipment for I have a budget for that.
There's a lot of girls that graduate college and then for some reason they come to the big city trying to make a name for themselves so that means that many of my apartments are two women in their '20s splitting the rent and going to work.
And one of the apartments on the third floor is a kind of a plain Jane white girl and then a chinky eyed Korean girl but she grew up here in America. She's not tall she's got a typical Asian body and that's the other roommate.
They're nice enough and basically 3 weeks ago I had to go in and change out the garbage disposal. I gave him the garbage disposal lecture on not letting food go down there and packed up my stuff and I carry a cart, one of those gray cards on four wheels that has all of my tools and parts and pieces. I left and went back to my apartment which is in the basement and a separate from everybody.
Sadly I have to give out my phone number which is a work number and not my regular phone so I carried two phones. If someone needs something they can call and text. The following Friday night at around 11:30 I get a text from the two girls. The white one says that the Korean is drunk and she's having a hard time and was hoping that I could help get her into the apartment building and that they're at the corner work on their way to the lobby of the apartment. I thought nothing of it and I was awake so I went out and basically one arm of the drunk Korean is around her friends Nick and I'm too tall for her arm to be around my neck but I had her around my waist and I held her arm and supported under her armpit and her head was hanging down. There was nobody in the lobby We walked in got on the elevator and got to the third floor. I helped walk her to the apartment and Miss plain Jane open the door and said help me get her to her room. We all three walked into the korean's bedroom and sat her on the bed and I said I'm glad she's home safe I'll chat you girls later. Miss plain Jane said no wait there's no way I can get her undressed and in bed by myself. As far as I am concerned she inconvenienced me with this drunken behavior so I feel that you get into see her undressed is proper punishment as she laughed.
We both got her into a sitting position on the edge of the bed and plain Jane and I pulled up her shirt and took that off then we snapped off her bra and I'm looking at her bare-chested tits. Yes I was enjoying myself and you would too. We then laid her back on the bed and we pulled her little yoga pants type thing it doesn't go down to her ankles I kind of stops at her calf and we pulled that off. Miss plain Jane said the panty too. We pulled the panty off and now the Korean is laying there with her arms over her head and I'm looking at her little fat slit. It's like a dream come true.
Miss plain Jane looked at the clock on the wall and she said listen, I'm going to go get ready for bed and I'm going to get her clothes and I see the clock says midnight. I will give you 10 minutes in here. No penetration, no penetration of your finger and certainly no penetration of any other appendage. No finger in her butthole but as far as I'm concerned if you want to kiss and lick on her go ahead. I'll be back at 10:00 after 12:00
Once Miss plain Jane left I started pawing at her tits then sucking on the nipples of course they're little Asian a cup tits and I was sucking them up like it was gold I started to finger her and then realized oh yeah, no penetration. I gave her some kisses on her mouth but of course she did not kiss me back. I whispered into her ear, I'm going to suck on your cunt.
I got down on the floor next to the bed and remember she was leaning back with her legs hanging over the bed and I just push those legs back and expose her little vagina. One lip was sticking out a little bit and the other one was still hiding. I sniffed her pussy and I could smell a little bit of a urine smell but no other smell. I then put my mouth on it and licked. Here I am licking a tenants pussy who has passed out drunk and she doesn't even know it. Let me tell you I sucked on that pussy for 10 minutes solid. Every now and then she would move a little bit or make a sound but the alcohol was too strong.
I was still sucking on her meat when Miss plain Jane came back. She was in her night clothes which was a pair of jogging shorts and a old raggedy white T-shirt, no bra and let me tell you something those pointers were sticking straight out. And when she walked they would sway. Anyway we got a panty on the Korean and a t-shirt and pulled the blanket down and dragged her into a position where her head would be on the pillow and I adjusted everything her body her arms her legs the pillow so she would be comfortable.
I then told plain Jane thank you and that was an adventure. I said if your roommate is ever drunk and you need help to get her up just text me. She said yes and the office department they both work in is having a party next Saturday. I said okay let me know.
The following Saturday came and around 10:00 p.m. I got the text that the Korean was drunk again. But I had an inkling a little bit of a hunch and instead of waiting for the text from my apartment I walked across the street and these are big streets in the city and the whole street is lined with apartment buildings up and down all looking the same as the brownstone that I work in. I walked across the street of course it's dark and summertime and I sit on the bench on the outside and I'm chatting with the maintenance man from that building. It's a black guy who's lived in the city his whole life and he straddles two buildings as far as his responsibilities in any way I'm sitting there chatting with him but I'm looking up the street and guess what I saw. Ms plain Jane and the Korean two blocks away and the Korean was walking normal. That's exactly what I suspected. She's faking drunk because she wants to play some kind of sex game. Once they got to the corner where our building is I got the text from the plane Jane. She said the Korean was drunk again and I texted back but just sit on one of the benches that line the sidewalk and I'll be out in a couple of minutes. They both walked over normally to the bench and sat down and then the Korean just let her head drop down. You slut I thought.
I told Leonard I have to go help with a tenant and he went back inside and I walked and they didn't see me and got across to my side and then walked up to their bench and sat down and the drunk Korean just had her head down. I asked Ms plain Jane what does she drink? And plain Jane said she'll start off with a couple of glasses of wine and then three or four margaritas and then maybe if she's feeling stupid a shot of tequila. I said oh yeah, tequila will definitely do it. I said let's get her up and get her to the apartment.
We got her up and in and I'm guessing it's going to be the same routine again which I have no problem with cuz it my age looking at a hot sexy 20 something Asian is definitely a great way to end the night.
Miss plain Jane said she wanted to tell me something, I said okay go ahead.
My roommate has a crush on you and talks about you all the time. She has said multiple times that she wants to fuck you. So this is what I think. You're here now and I'm going to go into my room and I'll come back in 15 or 20 minutes and the only thing I would tell you is don't put anything in her butt but as far as I'm concerned you can give her a good thorough fuck because you've earned it and if she was awake she would want it.
We got her naked and plain Jane left. I sucked on that wet meat again with the odor of urine but I just licked that right off and kept on licking. Her pussy was very wet. I know she's faking it and so I play along and I pushed her legs back and I'm giving her lots of compliments.
I tell her that she's so hot and that her pussy tastes so good and then I tell her cuz remember she's supposed to be drunk and I tell her that I'm going to fuck you and maybe you'll remember something in the morning but probably not.
I don't know about you but when I eat pussy it's like magic and it makes my car hard I think maybe there's a chemical or a pherom or a scent that goes to my brain and says to get hard. I pull my pants in my brief down and get her over on the bed split her legs open and start fucking.
She looks good laying there taking my cock and after a few minutes I whispered into her ear, I'm going to shoot my load right into your pussy. I think your pussy is hungry for it. I then launched any ejaculated into her pussy. Just as I was finishing plain Jane walks in and I dismount with my cock still half hard and glistening with the Koreans pussy juice and I say hold on them let me go to the bathroom I'll be right back. I went to the bathroom got a washcloth got hot water on it brought it back and wiped up the pussy of the fake drunk.
A couple of weeks later it happened again and I thought tonight's going to be different. We did the old fake song and dance of getting her into the apartment with her fake drunk walk and got her on the bed and plain Jane left and said go ahead and give her another fuck and I said okay no problem.
This time I licked her pussy and when I got up and dragged her into a better position on the middle of the bed I started tickling her armpits. Immediately she opened her eyes squealed and laughed and squirmed as I tickled her armpits.
I said you don't look so drunk now! But I'm here on top of you with a hard cock. Do you want me to fuck you? She had a burning lust in her face and I'm straddling her and she grabs a hold of my cock and she says yes daddy fuck me good.
Needless to say she's kind of like my girlfriend now and I think she's pretty awesome but she is a sneaky little slut and I tease her all the time about faking drunk so I would take advantage of her. She told me she was shy and because I'm older she didn't want to approach me and thought the drunk act would break the ice.
Here's a pro tip if you want to last longer. Get a mentholated cough drop and let your girl put it in her mouth and then let her suck your cock. That meantylated cough drop will numb up the top third of your dick and then simply wipe off any methylated saliva and you'll be able to pound on that pussy for a long time because it's numbed up. Take that one to the bank boys.