Close encounter of the wrong kind

Drunken pervert meets aliens, but thinks with his dick.

Bryan, a man in his thirties, stumbled through the woods, his vision blurred from the alcohol he had consumed. He had struck out with the women at the bar tonight, and now he was left with nothing but his thoughts and a hard-on that wouldn't quit.

As he walked, he noticed strange lights flickering in the distance. Intrigued, he made his way towards them, his dick still rock hard in his pants. As he got closer, he saw a spaceship. His heart raced with excitement and curiosity. He had to investigate.

Coming out of the ship was a greyish blue female alien in a suit. She greeted Bryan, saying she came in peace. But Bryan had other ideas. He was horny, and this alien was the only thing in sight.

Without a word, Bryan unzipped his pants, whipping out his hard cock. The alien looked at him in shock as he grabbed her from the back of the head, forcing his dick into her mouth. He began to thrust his hips, fucking her face with abandon.

The alien struggled, but Bryan was too strong. He threw her to the ground and ripped off her suit, revealing three ample breasts and a smooth pussy. Bryan licked his lips as he fucked the terrified alien in the pussy. He pounded that alien pussy hard, his balls slapping against her flesh.

Bryan grunted as he came, his cum filling the alien's pussy. He pulled out, leaving the alien lying on the ground, panting and covered in his seed.

Feeling satisfied, Bryan made his way into the spaceship. Inside, he found another female alien. Without hesitation, he ripped off her suit, revealing her plump ass. He bent her over and fucked her doggystyle in the ass. The alien screamed, but Bryan didn't care. He was too far gone, consumed by his lust.
He pounded that alien ass with such aggression, slapping his balls against her pussy. With a mighty roar, Bryan emptied a second load inside the alien's ass.

Satisfied, once again, Bryan walks away, when suddenly he's confronted by two male aliens, both armed with blasters, and looking very furious. "Oh, fuck!" He said, before the males vaporised him.
As they tend to the traumatised females, the males lift off their ship and contact their command centre, saying that Earth is too hostile and depraved for interplanetary peace, and request that it be blown up!

So the morale of this story is; if you come across extraterrestrial life...don't think with your penis!