My old pair of shorts gets me pussy

I have an old pair of shorts I got in the Philippines at the used clothing store it's basically gym shorts they're kind of stretchy fabric and they're not too short and they're not too long. They fit me well so I bought them for $0.50.
I will give you two scenarios of how I got pussy with these shorts. One in the Philippines and one in the USA.

The Philippines...
Me and my girlfriend who is 31 and I was 57 enjoy sharing her with other men but I also get to fuck women too. Obviously there are more men than women because I line the foreigners up and she gobbles up their white cock. Anyway one time we were traveling up the coast of the island called Bohol.
We were told that they have a lot of really big shrimp that are almost like small lobsters and those are hard to find and with nothing else to do I put on my whore shorts and Karen and I went up the coast about an hour and a half to where the ship goes back and forth from our island to Cebu Island. Long story short there was no shrimp. We still had lots of daylight so I did a little bit of exploring on some of the side roads and we saw a woman about 35 walking on the side of the road and in my mind she fit the bill and I turned my head to Karen on the back of the bike and I said her. What that means is I found a target and we're going to tease and tempter and see if she can turn into a fuck. It's not that hard here in the Philippines. I had my whore shorts on and what that means is when I stop the bike if my right foot stays on the peg and my left foot touches the ground then nothing happens but if my left foot stays on the peg and my right foot stays on the ground then the shorts open up a little bit and you can see some of my balls and maybe the tip of my dick. We pulled up next to this woman and I kept my right foot up on the peg because you don't know who you're dealing with yet. We chatted and she had some decent English and I asked her if she was on the way to a party which it seemed like she was. In fact she said yes I'm going to a gathering. That means food and drink. Karen who is still on the back seat touched my back with her left hand secretly which means her opinion is this is a possible piece of pussy. I then dropped my right leg to the ground and she's standing on the right side of the bike and I could tell that she had glanced down and could see my balls. She smiled but didn't say anything and we had some more chit chat and Karen spoke to her and their dialect and then reached around with her right hand and stroked my ball sack which wasn't fully sticking out but it was a little bit. And the woman giggled and they were having a moment between themselves of fun. After a few seconds of that Karen said she wants to see all of your cock but in the Philippines they call it pink because it's white with a pink or red head depending on which cock it is but it's not brown. Karen said that she wants to see my pink. I had a light long sleeve windbreaker and I took it off because everybody is fucking nosy in the Philippines and you have no idea so I took the jacket off and draped it over the handlebars on the left side so somebody in the road wouldn't be able to see what's going on. Once I did that Karen reached up with her left hand and pulled my whore shorts all the way to the left and then carefully pulled up on my balls until the balls and cock were fully exposed. Now the slut standing on the side of the road is in her little hypnotic trance and staring at my pink. Karen tells her come over here and you can touch it and the slut came over and proceeded to gently tug and pull and my ball sack is big and she was enjoying herself but also looking around for any nosy motherfuckers but I blocked that out.
Karen told her where we live and said if you want you can get on the back of the bike and we will stop and get some food and wine and together we can rape this Americano. After another minute of chit chat I scooted up on the motorcycle and the slut got on the back behind Karen. That's how easy it is to get pussy in the Philippines. We stopped and got beer and rotisserie chicken and some egg rolls and went to my house.
Once in the house and we ate some food we took the beer upstairs and Karen said it's time for your rape. She leaned forward and pulled off my whore shorts and my shirt and both of them started playing with my cock and balls. Little by little everybody was naked and in the end I like to play a little game where I take Karen's iPhone and I put on the timer and I put the phone on the nightstand so all of us can see and then I had Karen pull her knees up to her chest and the slut also pulled her knees up to her chest so as they're ready for penetration and I said both of you have to stay like that. I will fuck one for 60 seconds and then jump on the other one for 60 seconds and I will go back and forth and back and forth. This is after we've already fucked for a while. I then jumped back and forth but I already knew from prior discussions that my girlfriend Karen is hungry and greedy for my sperm because that's the price possession. Sperm from the white man. The slut didn't know that I was just going to go back and forth until I was ready to nut. Needless to say it became time and I could feel my balls tense up and I was on top of the slut and I quickly hopped over to Karen went balls deep and just let all my seed spill out. We all went down and took a shower and I took the slut back of course Karen had to escort us cuz a Filipina doesn't trust another Filipina with a foreigner and I took the slut back and dropped her off.

The USA.
I came back to visit the USA and me and my brother and another guy we went to high school with went camping up in Ocean City Maryland where they have a really nice large well-developed campground. It's very close to the ocean and you can go to the section that has the RV or the section that has tents and so on. We have a tent and we picked a site that's pretty dense as far as how big of a piece of land that you get. You can get a tent site that has water and it's going to be a bigger site but that cost more. Anyway we set up our tent and oh hell yes did I have the whore shorts. And my brother and his buddy went to go take a shower and I stayed at the campsite to make sure nothing got stolen and I would take a shower later and through Chance I chatted one of the neighbors and it was a husband and wife and two small boys. They had a pretty good size tent and through conversation I learned that two of their blow up beds we're leaking and one was leaking really bad. I had a really nice wireless compressor and I offered to blow the beds up. Long story short I went over to blow the beds up and the husband and the two boys were gone. She said they were taking a shower. I had on my whore shorts and through careful practice I knew how to crouch down and let some balls in the tip of my cock poke out from one of the sides. I can act like it's an accident and not know it showing. Anyway the woman was in her mid-30s and maybe 20 lb overweight with nice round tits and your typical All-American housewife. I took the compressor into her tent and the main flaps of the tent stayed open so it's not like we had any privacy and I proceeded to crouch down in a position where my balls and the tip of my cock would show out of my right leg. I positioned myself where at some point in time I was going to shift and she would see. It wasn't dark yet it was like 7:00 p.m. I made small chit chat and I could tell she had caught eyesight of my little package and had a coy little smile on her face.
The compressor doesn't operate very fast so we had a few minutes and she made a comment that she liked my shorts and I said oh these are just ugly shorts I wear at the campsite or around the house but technically they should be throwing away as most of the elasticity has been lost but they're comfortable and if they get wet they dry quickly and so I just never really got rid of them and she said that she liked them and she liked how they looked on me. I giggled and said thanks but then I look down and could see my balls showing and I went down with my hands and pulled the right leg of the shorts down some to cover it up and I apologize profusely and said I'm sorry you had to see that.
She said it's okay no apology and actually I enjoyed the view lol. I laughed along with her and then sheepishly said well should I do it again? She looked out the tent flap to see if her husband was on the way yet and she said I would love to see that again. So I moved my dick and ball sack over a little bit got back down into my position and she could see it again. She was admiring my package but only a little bit was showing and so I asked her if she wanted me to show more and right away she said oh yes please. She looked out the tent flap again. I then just reach down and use my left hand to pull the shorts over and let my cock and balls flop out. My balls are big. She was looking and had a big smile on her face and I said it's okay if you want to reach over and grope or touch it. She did not hesitate and lean forward and held my balls like a picture would hold a baseball and basically just played with my balls and cock for a minute or so. Right away my cock got hard as she was holding my hard cock in her hand looking down at it almost as if she was salivating.
She said that my hard cock looks so good and then I said well I'm sure your husband gives plenty of dick and she scoffed and laughed right away and said yeah right. Right away I knew time was short and that her husband would be back at any moment and I said well you can certainly have some of my cock if you want. She looked at me right in my eyes and said I would love some of that cock.

The camp slut next door said that tomorrow morning her husband and the boys were going to go out and buy some slim goggles and then bring back breakfast so that means a minimum of 1 hour they're going to be gone. Just watch for our Jeep to leave.
In the morning I could see as we were all having coffee and our campsite that the woman, the camp slut next door went with a towel wrapped around her neck and I'm assuming she was going to take a shower. I smirk and thought to myself, that shower is for me and I'm going to suck on her wet meat. She came back and then had on her bikini top and a pair of white shorts and proceeded to start straightening out the campsite, you know, woman's work.
She kissed her husband a goodbye and they got into the Jeep and I heard the camp slut tell her husband that she wanted extra syrup for the pancakes and they left. As the camp slut was leaving the driver side door of the Jeep I saw her quickly glance over at our campsite and I made eye contact. She then walked into the tent and closed it. The Jeep left.

I was hard already and I waited 5 minutes cuz you know sometimes they come back and they forgot something. After the 5 minutes I went over to the camp sluts tent and went inside and zipped it shut We both looked at each other in silence. She was sitting Indian style on one of the blow up mattresses. I went down on my knees because I felt she was lacking not just dick but passion and I passionately reach forward held her cheek in my hand and kissed her and our tongues intertwined.
Her bikini top is tied in the middle of her tits and I'd untied it and proceeded to suck both of her nipples into my mouth and suffocate myself with her tits all over my face. She thoroughly enjoyed the attention and then I quickly went down to her shorts and she lifted her butt off of the blow-up mattress and I pulled her shorts off and of course no panty.
She was also freshly shaved and I wasted no time and putting that juicy little taco into my mouth and I eat pussy better than most men because I put enthusiasm into it. I sucked on her wet meat, stuck my tongue in that wet hole, had a nice long fight with her clit and my tongue swinging on each other back and forth like two boxers in the ring and then she came up with her legs and held my head tight with her hands and came in my mouth.
After a minute she got up and actually manhandled me and with brute force pushed me down on the blow-up mattress. With no words spoken she got up on top of me and mounted me. She was grinding back and forth like a woman who was crazy. She was leaning forward with both hands on my chest and grinding like she was trying to break my dick off. After a couple of minutes of that she then got up on the soles of her feet and bounced on my cock. After a couple minutes of that I said let me get on top and fuck you.
She rolled off and I got on top and her legs were split wide open and feet pointing to the ceiling and I pounded on that pussy which is just what the doctor ordered.
After a few minutes I buried my forehead into the pillow next to her and reach down with both hands and scooped up her ass. One ass cheek and one hand and the other ass cheek and the other hand and I squeezed her ass hard and lifted it up so I could ram my cock in hard and deep.
The only real words that she uttered was at that time and all she said was " fuck me, this pussy is yours "
After that I just sprayed my load into her pussy.
She asked me if I came inside her and I said yes but then I said you know your husband looks a lot like me. What that really meant was if you got pregnant the baby would have a similar look of him and her. Her reply was very quick and she said I already know that. I took my temperature in the shower area and I'm ovulating. To this day I wonder if she got pregnant.