Dad was drunk and we had sex

This is a story told in pure dialogue about me and my drunk dad having sex for the first time.

“Oh, dad!”

- “I’m alright. I’m alright.”

“No you’re not. You need to stop coming home so drunk. You woke me up making all that noise and its two o’clock in the morning.”

- “..I know.”

“Well you can’t stay on the bathroom floor all night. Here, let me help you. – god, you are heavy!”

- “Ooof. Ha ha. Thanks, love.”

“There!. You’re on your bed. Sleep it off.“

- “Come here.”

“Hehe. Dad! It’s too late for a hug. You need to get some sleep. Let me up.”

- “Never too late for a hug. You’re always looking after me. I love you, Sophie.”

“Love you too, dad. You’re squashing me. No, don’t kiss me, you stink of beer.”

- “You’re beautiful. You look just like your mother did.”

“Oooh – dad? – What are you doing, dad? – Why are you kissing my neck? – ooh.”

- “..Mm...”

“…Dad, it’s cold. Don’t take my nighty off – ooh – I feel strange, dad.”

- “It’s okay. Your nipples taste so good. They’re so hard and perky.”

“ – Oooh – Ungh – Don’t stop. What are you doing now?“

- “Taking my pants off!”

“Hehe. Dad, I thought you were too tired to move?”

- “You’ve perked me up, darling.”

“Did you trick me………… - Oh – my – god”

- “Like it?”
“It’s huge. Are all cocks that big?”

- “Only when necessary. Lay back down. I’m taking these panties off with my teeth.”

“Hehe. That tickles.”

- “Grr!”

“Wohw. Easy, dad. My legs aren’t that bendy. What are you doinnnng - oooooh!”

- “Mm. Why does your pussy taste like berries?”

“Had a shower earlier. I used the fruity shower gel. Don’t stop! Oh my god. Do that again. Lick it harder, dad! – Oh – yeah – yeah. Can I taste your cock?”

- “Here you go. Just don’t bite. Hm, your mouth is nice and warm.”

“Mmm – Nnnm – your cock is warm too, and really hard – Mm – Ooh – Mm”

- “Yeah, that’s good. Keep tugging while you suck. Keep that rhythm. Oh, baby.”

“Mm – No! I was enjoying that. What are you doing now?”

- “I’m going to fuck you!”

“….OH – Mm – Oh Fuck! – DAD! – Ooooooow…”

- “Jesus that’s a tight pussy. Fucking hell that feels good.”

“Oh, dad! – Dad! – Daddy! – I feel it – it’s so big – yeah fuck me, dad!”

- “Oohf – Oohf – Oohf”

“Ungh – Ungh”

- “Oohf – Ooor – bloody hell – Ooh”

“Ungh – ungh - Kiss me – ungh - ungh”

- “Mm – Mm – Oohf – Mm – I’m coming – Oohf – Jesus – I’m coming!”

“Ungh – Ungh – Ungh!”

- “..Oooooooooh! Fuck!...”

“Ooooh! – ungh – DADDY!”

- “Ooh – Ooh – Ooh – Oh yeah!”

“Hehe. I felt that. What did you do?”

- “I just came inside you.”

“Huh?!”

- “Came. Spunked. Ejaculated my sperm. My seed. Didn’t you know this is what happens?”

“No! – Does that mean I’m pregnant?”

- “Haha. No. No. No. Well, I hope not. Did you enjoy it?”

“Yeah. My pussy hurts a little though. How’s your cock?”

- “Sorry, darling. I got a bit carried away. It’s fine. It really enjoyed that.”

“Can we do it again?”

- “Maybe tomorrow. I’m so tired. The rooms starting to spin around. We better get some sleep. Kiss?”

“ – Mm –“

- “Night, Sophie. Mm.”

“Night, dad.”

- “Love you.”

“Love you too.”